Thursday, August 24, 2006

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine----

"Born" February 18, 1930, the planet Pluto died today at the age of 76. Sources say the planet had been in "failing health" for a number of years. It is survived by eight older siblings, and three children: son Charon, age 28, and twins Nyx and Hydra, age 1.

R.I.P.
Pluto
1930-2006
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 25, 2006 at 8:54 AM

    Oh my god! They killed Pluto!

    You BASTARDS!!!

    :P

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  2. GiromiDeAugust 25, 2006 at 9:58 AM

    That's okay. That damn Disney dog erased the gravitas of the name "Pluto." Him and Pluto Nash.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 25, 2006 at 3:01 PM

    wait, was Popeye involved? did he eat some spinach and smash Pluto?

    I guess Pluto's like the rebel kid of the Solar System... "snif snif...that's okay, I didn't want to be a dumb old Planet anyway!"

    this reminds me of the dinosuars ten years ago, where all of a sudden they didn't drag their tails anymore, and it seemed really wierd at first...

    the mole

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