Friday, February 23, 2007

Failure

I have basically two requirements of a hair-styling product:

1) That it keeps my hair in place.

2) That it not look like a jar of snot.

3 comments:

  1. Dr Ray Stantz: [astounded] Wow! Talk about telekinetic activity, look at this mess!

    Dr. Egon Spengler: Ray, look at this.

    Dr Ray Stantz: Ectoplasmic residue.

    Dr. Egon Spengler: Venkman, get a sample of this.

    Dr Ray Stantz: It's the real thing.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?

    Dr. Egon Spengler: I'd like to analyze it.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: [gets the slime on his hand] Whoa, ah.

    Dr. Egon Spengler: This way.

    [Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand]

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  2. I use American Crew Fiber. It's far better than any gel, mousse, or (gasp) spray I've used in my life.

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