Monday, April 05, 2010

Day 8, 6:00-8:00 AM

Hassan: "This is not right!" His hair is messed up!

Black Ops cars keep Hide-a-Keys under the wheel well?

When Tarin turns off the bomb, it sounds like it took his picture.

The clock stops on 00:07? Hmm... Jack Bauer vs. James Bond. Now that would be a showdown.

Not only will Jack steal your car, he'll show you just how rough he's going to treat it as he drives off.

President Taylor says this peace with the Middle East has eluded them for fifty years. Really? JUST fifty?

iRobot? I, Robot?

Where was Cole all this time?

It suddenly occurs to me that stuffing Prady's dead body in the air vent might not have been the best idea. The smell is sure to start circulating soon.

Hey, eyes on the road, Tarin. This is New York.

And come to think of it, how are they driving so fast in Manhattan anyway?

Good to know the President trusts Stabby McThumbsaw.

What's our "perimeter" looks like? (Drink!)

"Dammit! They've made us!" (Drink!)

"Set up a perimeter around the parking lot." (Drink! Ooo, now we're cooking!)

Alright Katee, give us your mole-iest facial expression.

"They're coming straight at me, dammit!" (Drink!)

"No one could have survived that." Jack Bauer could have, I'll bet.

Why is the team allowing anyone to leave the parking garage right now?

"Someone at CTU tipped them off." "How is that possible?" Seriously, Renee... have you not watched this show?

Dana needs to go get her migraine meds for the massive headache her plot is giving us.

"He was not in the vehicle." "I don't understand." Well... uh, he. was. not. in. the. vehicle.

Big shootout in the CTU parking garage. I'll bet insurance premiums are a bitch if you tell your provider that's where you park your car during the day.

Infiltrating CTU is "not an easy task." Really?

When Renee Walker calls someone a sociopath, you know they're unhinged.

Hyundai. Enough trunk space to transport a foreign president.

Hassan talks of his cone-tree, then gives us a marble-mouthed "perimeter." (Drink!)

President Taylor and Ethan Kanin come very close to a Kiss Me You Fool moment.

Arlo basically tells us that Dana Walsh doesn't have the tits of terrorist.

Maybe this time, you shouldn't let the whole Hassan family watch live?

"Cover the perimeter." (Drink!)

I think the bolt cutter guy has the safest job in all of CTU.

Why is the IRK terrorist guy delivering the important message to the people of his country in English?

So much for "events occur in real time."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

so wait, is the season over? as far as I can tell, there is no more immediate danger/threat/anything going on. sure we have "revenge" or "prosecute the treason people" but it looks to me like they wrapped everything up. go home and take a nap, Jack!

haha yeah the IRK speech in English was a full-blown indication that they've moved away from "lets make this as real as possible" (1st few seasons) to "classic Hollywood pandering" (last few seasons) honestly it wouldn't have made a difference if we knew what the guy was saying or not (blah blah crimes against his people blah blah)

the mole

Shocho said...

Here at Casa Kallenbach we think that Widow SamTheSham will step forward to run the country and then, you know, get captured or something. Also, the new Russian guy is suspicious.

Jared said...

I wonder why no one remembered that there's lag on the internet. Its not cable tv.

Did anyone else watch the previews for next week. I thought he was dead.

Jason said...

I'm wagering that there's one more nuclear rod floating about (which we'll find out about early next week when they count them) and that blond-wig Russian-sounding woman has it, thus making this hour's scene with the Russian diplomat meaningful.