Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Enterprise Flashback: United

The Star Trek: Enterprise trilogy about a Romulan plot to thwart peace continues in "United."

The Romulans continue to use their advanced, remote-piloted ship to attack different species while posing as someone else. But Trip and Reed remain aboard, working to sabotage the drone. Meanwhile, aboard Enterprise, it may not take Romulan meddling to fracture any alliance between the Andorians and Tellarites. Shran demands vengeance through personal combat with a Tellarite dignitary... and the only way Archer can stop it is to join the fight himself.

As I've noted before, it is nice to see Enterprise finally embracing its role as a Star Trek prequel. And there are shovels full of fan service in this episode in particular. But this installment also has big "middle chapter" vibes, doing little to advance the narrative with a third part still to come. Fortunately, it makes up for this with smaller stories for the characters.

Reed and Trip's adventures aboard the Romulan ship are a return to form for the pairing, who always seem to wind up in these sorts of scrapes together. The cat-and-mouse games between them and the Romulan commander they never meet are entertaining. Shock of shocks, Reed is finally shown to be good at his job! A timely phaser set to overload does disable the ship long enough for them to eventually be rescued.

The episode tries to deepen the Romulan aspect of the story by introducing a high-ranking senator who holds the other end of the leash on our scheming commander. I rarely find this sort of bickering between villains to be compelling. But it does give actor Brian Thompson more scenes in the episode, so I'll give it a pass.

But the main story line of the episode belongs to Shran, so much so that Archer has to put two senior officers on researching Andorian customs just to find a way to force himself into it. Make no mistake, what happens to Talas to motivate Shran is pure "fridging," but at least actor Jeffrey Combs is here to take the wheel when you throw him the keys. He manages to thread the needle on all this "honorable combat" stuff in a way that doesn't feel like a reheated Klingon trope, all the while showing Shran's respect for Archer and selling a resolution that somehow makes everything OK.

Archer's brand over three-and-a-half seasons hasn't really been to act like the adult in the room, but it still works to make humans in general the pivot point between all these squabbling aliens. Star Trek has previously done the "we need a network of multiple ships to stop Romulans" story, but it's been long enough to use it again here. And I can't argue with the thematic resonance of the first steps to the Federation being an armada of over 100 different alien ships.

Other observations:

  • We also see some Remans in this episode -- another example of Enterprise using stuff from Star Trek: Nemesis because it was handy.
  • The wild spins and other maneuvers that the Romulan ship does to avoid enemy fire feel far too extreme for the CG to look realistic.
  • "Malcolm, you're such an easy target," says Trip. He's got that right.

This episode ends with a surprise reveal of the Daft Punk-helmeted pilot of the Romulan drone ship... a reveal that's going to send the final episode of the trilogy in a decidedly Andorian direction. Tune in next time. As for "United," I give it a B.

Monday, June 08, 2026

Sports Mockumentary

It doesn't seem like too many people have the Peacock streaming service. But they do occasionally float crazy deals to buy a year's worth of service for the cost of one or two months on some other services. Maybe you caught one of those deals to watch the Olympics earlier this year, and now are open to other things worth checking out as long as you have Peacock. In that spirit, let me suggest The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.

The title is the premise. Reggie Dinkins is a former professional football player now trying to rehabilitate his image, decades after his career ended in disgrace. He's invited an eccentric documentary filmmaker into his life to film everything, from his ex-wife (also his manager) to his new young fiancée, to his teenage son and a former teammate who lives in his house. Hijinks ensue.

This half-hour sitcom comes from Robert Carlock and Sam Means, who between the two of them have extensive writing credits on 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and more. If you enjoyed any of those shows, it's hard to imagine you wouldn't like this new one. Familiar "mockumentary" tropes are once again in service of a fun cast of characters.

However, if you're like me, the main star of the show might actually be one of your least favorite things about it. Tracy Morgan stars as Reggie Dinkins -- and if you've seen him on 30 Rock or Saturday Night Live, you know exactly what he's like on this show because he just seems to always play "himself." But the premise of this show almost positions him as the ringmaster around which the rest of the circus whirls, and it's a really funny cast.

 I had just finished watching Erika Alexander in a dramatic recurring role on the "can't believe I'm still watching this" Invasion, and was delighted to see how funny she was (with better material) here. Relative new faces Precious Way and Jalyn Hall keep up with more established comedians like Bobby Moynihan, and a parade of guest stars including Craig Robinson, Heidi Gardner, Anna Camp, and Ronny Chieng. But seemingly having the most fun is Daniel Radcliffe as documentary filmmaker Arthur Tobin. He's played in this sort of tongue-in-cheek space before, but his character is sharper here, as is the comedy.

This being an actual network show, the episodes are a breezy 30 minutes minus commercials. This also being a streaming show, it's a brisk 10 episodes. The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins isn't a show to make you get Peacock... but it's a pretty fun use of time if you're already there. I give it a B+.

Thursday, June 04, 2026

Enterprise Flashback: Babel One

After hundreds and hundreds of Star Trek episodes across multiple franchises, many pillars of "canon" had become a bit flexible and open to interpretation. But one of the few absolutely inviolable elements of Star Trek lore was that, until the events of the classic episode "Balance of Terror," no one had ever seen what a Romulan looked like. This restriction for the prequel series Enterprise never led its writers to bend over backwards more than they did for the trilogy that began with "Babel One."

When Shran's ship is destroyed by Tellarites, the burgeoning alliance led by the humans threatens to crumble. But when evidence suggests the Tellarites were framed for the attack, the question soon becomes, who does control this powerful, chameleon-like ship that's marauding through space?

If you actually watch "Balance of Terror" (which I've done recently, in my re-watch of the original series), you learn all kinds of things that don't really track with the Romulans of subsequently-produced Star Trek. They're a noble race with overt imperialist tendencies. They have slow-moving ships with powerful weapons. And yes, no one has seen a Romulan and lived to tell the tale. That last detail about the Romulans is practically the only one that sticks.

And "Babel One" really strains credulity when it comes to Romulans. Here, their super-powerful ship has advanced holographic technology that can masquerade as another ship, is too fast for the Enterprise to catch, and can be piloted remotely (and instantly) from light years away (by a member of Daft Punk?). Sure... we'll learn about a few limitations of this technology as this trilogy unspools, but one wonders why the Romulans didn't just persist with this for the next few centuries and become an unstoppable force on the galactic stage.

But if you can get past all of that, you do get a fun story about the possible "End of the Federation before it ever begins." Any episode with Jeffrey Combs is, like, 25% better... and here Shran is back on his heels after the destruction of his own ship. It's a fun new texture for the character, as is seeing him interact more with Talas. For her part, Talas is getting a far better scene partner than she had in her first appearance -- though I don't love that they're beefing up her role here just to "fridge" her for Shran's character development. 

I wouldn't think to cast the physically imposing Brian Thompson as a Romulan... but he's been on the Star Trek contact list for a long time, and it's fun to see him add another alien to his collection. It's also fun to see more insult-charged interactions with the Tellarites, And it's nice to check in on the T'Pol/Trip relationship, as it's confirmed her marriage is officially ended -- with Reed (a bit creepily) encouraging Trip to make a move.

The cliffhanger is an exciting one, leaving Trip and Reed stranded aboard the Romulan ship -- having just discovered there's no crew aboard it. We're also fresh off of a dramatic shoot-out aboard Enterprise... though, as I mentioned, I don't love where it's left Talas. In any case, it definitely leaves you wanting to see what happens "next week."

Other observations:

  • Aboard the Romulan ship, Reed and Trip use their magnetic boots to stay anchored to the floor when the ship starts maneuvering wildly in an attempt to injure them. I feel like maybe the force of the movement would like... snap their legs or something.
  • The Romulan uniforms in this episode actually come from Star Trek: Nemesis. It saves some money, even if they aren't really period-accurate. 

I struggle with how super-powerful the Romulans are in this episode. But aside from that, "Babel One" is a fun opening to a new trilogy, with lots of espionage and diplomacy. I give it a B.

Tuesday, June 02, 2026

Star Trek Flashback: This Side of Paradise

In an early episode of Star Trek, fan-favorite character Spock's emotional control was compromised, driving him to tears. But what about a situation that could make Spock smile, or even fall in love? That seems to be the creative spark behind "This Side of Paradise."

The Enterprise checks in on a distant colony, expecting to find none alive due to the previously unknown radiation bombarding the planet. Instead, our heroes find the colonists alive and well -- quite well, with no ailments and almost blissful happiness. This seems to be the work of unusual spores in the environment, whose mysterious effects begin sweeping through the Enterprise crew and driving them to mutiny. Can Kirk resist the call to shirk his duties, and break the hold these spores have over his crew?

In this back half of Star Trek season 1, I've really been struck by how often the show goes on location. Later Star Treks chose to do more on a studio stage -- or perhaps didn't have the proportional budget to go outside as much. In any case, here the show is out on the road again, using Malibu State Park as the idyllic location of this colony -- and making a real meal of the visuals by having Spock dangle euphorically from a picturesque tree branch.

That Spock moment -- and more generally, the idea of an emotionally free "Vulcanian" must surely have been the point this episode worked backward from to reach. Because absent that, this feels uncomfortably close to another very recent episode, "The Return of the Archons." Both episodes feature Enterprise crew members deserting their duties in search of bliss as they interact with a planet of "pod people"-like locals.

If Star Trek is going to repackage the same story again so quickly, at least they make it more character-focused this time around. Besides the spotlight on Spock's romantic relationship (and a nimble performance from Leonard Nimoy), McCoy gets a sprinkling of funny moments ("Just an educated guess – I'd say that man is alive") and an almsot Foghorn Leghorn persona once mind-controlled, and Sulu gets to be a bit of detective (who seems to realize just how bizarre the possibilities might be).

But the episode is most illuminating of Captain Kirk, whose sense of duty is apparently so all-consuming that it somehow allows him to break the hold of the mind-altering spores. Assuming you can just roll with that, it really shows the true core of the character -- not the pursuit of a new woman every episode (that's actually not much of a thing in season one), but of always putting one "lady" first: the Enterprise. 

There's a loosely demarcated moral in the end, the notion that people need an ambition to strive for, or they'll just stagnate and do nothing. There's also a lot of meat for the fans -- from detailed closeups of Enterprise bridge panels, to tidbits about Spock's history, to a showdown between Kirk and Spock. But overall, I find myself wishing there had been a lot more space between this and "Archons." That episode may have had more creative flaws than this one, but the proximity still does it no favors.

Other observations:

  • In the future as imagined in the 1960s, we still have appendectomies and tonsillectomies.
  • When Kirk is alone on the Enterprise, there's a brief shot of an empty bridge before he exits the turbolift. This shot was used as a background plate for Scott's holodeck visit to the Enterprise in his Next Generation episode.
  • There are plenty of stunt performers in Star Trek that look nothing like the actors they replace. But the "Captain Kirk" in this episode looks like a kid. 

I'm sure Spock fans would find it heresy that I give "This Side of Paradise" only a B-. I might even think better of it had I just watched it as a one-off, instead of in sequence so near "The Return of the Archons." But I think the repetitive elements of the story, combined with Kirk's convenient "immunity" to the spores, drags down the story from its full potential.