Monday, February 15, 2010

Day 8, 11:00 PM-12:00 AM

Dana finally discovers what we all knew several episodes ago -- that the Dopey Duo isn't just going to up and leave after the job's done.

Bazhaev really needs carrots at 11:00 at night. Are they going to torture Jack or serve him vegetable stew?

Josef has buried his brother's body. He re-paved and everything.

Of course, you want to keep the probably radioactive jewelry.

The president wants to know the chances of recovering the nuclear rods within a few hours. This being episode 8 of the season? Zero.

The rods will be arriving "within the hour." (Drink!)

Stabby McThumbslicer is back at CTU.

Jack goes all monkey toes.

I think all that hairspray is killing President Hassan's brain cells.

Jack picks up an inferior cell phone without Sprint product placement on it. Of course it doesn't work.

"Dammit." (I think that's what he said, at least. Just to be safe... drink!)

"Keep your men out of sight, along the perimeter" (Drink! Vodka, because it's the Russian's perimeter.)

For a moment, I thought they were implying that Bazhaev was dead. Which I believed possible, because Jack is badass enough to kill a man without even trying.

NYPD has their "perimeter" locked down. (Drink!)

Doesn't this make you want a Palm Pre?

They talk more about immunity on this show than they do on Survivor.

Did this fresh-faced red shirt guy win a contest or something to get all this camera time?

Did Josef move that big metal case all by himself?

The way all these people are getting so close to these rods and remaining just fine makes you wonder what the hell Bazhaev's dead son was doing to become contaminated. What, did he take them out and lick them?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Jack took a shotgun blast to the shoulder. he has plenty of hit points left, but the Russian boss character got a good shot on him.

The Russian boss got a few more good scenes when he realized he killed his own son for nothing was a unique twist. rarely do they show something like that sometimes it sucks to be the villain. and his reaction face was funny when Jack said "the President wants to talk to you." like WTF you called the PRESIDENT and she wants to talk to ME?! who the heck ARE you?!

I find it very amusing when they include conversation bits like when President Taylor said something to the effect of "hi Jack! I haven't got to talk to you all season! how ya been?!" Jack of course responded with "whatever, back to the plot..."

I thought it was funny to have the red shirt guy in the elevator, too. it adds some extra tension to the show, like what's that guy's deal? they must have shown that for a purpose, is he going to save the day or just die real quick so we can all go "awww... they killed the kid!"

I'm not sure why, but I really hope Josef gets his money and gets away.

are we finally going to see Dana get all "Starbuck" on somebody?! Frak yeah!

the mole