Sunday, January 16, 2011

And the Golden Globes Snark Goes To...

Ricky Gervais starts with a beer right there on the podium. This is why he should host this show forever, but never host the Oscars.

"I warned 'em."

Is Christian Bale playing Jesus in something right now?

Bale is running off the rails with his speech here. But with his reputation, everyone is afraid to run him off.

Clearly they didn't expect Katey Sagal to win. They could only have sat her farther from the stage if they'd put her outside.

Julianne Moore might have told her dresser she wanted to wear a sari, but I think there was some homonym trouble there.

Chris Colfer's reaction to winning is awesome. He's clearly stunned, and the entire cast of his show is gushing.

Michelle Pfeiffer's dress might be on backwards.

Did Helena Bonham Carter come straight from the set of Harry Potter?

Does anybody out there really think Boardwalk Empire was the best drama of the last year? Or even out of those nominees? I watched the first episode after True Blood wrapped up, and didn't even find it to be worth keeping HBO for.

Alec Baldwin seems to be trying to get with Jennifer Lopez.

The Social Network wins for Best Score. I'd have been happy with it or Inception winning Best Score -- both were incredible, and are currently in regular rotation on my iPod.

Toy Story 3 -- Best Movie of the year, period. No need for the "animated" qualifier.

Robert Downey Jr. rocks his intro. And has appropriately lascivious glasses to go with his routine.

Annette Bening is rocking the hair of a Hogwarts professor.

Mark Ruffalo gives a "you can call me 'awesome sperm donor' any time" nod.

Sylvester Stallone looks like one doll's head popped on another's body.

Claire Danes is wearing an interesting bracelet. After her acceptance speech, she'll be flying away in her invisible jet.

Ricky Gervais and Steve Carell always have good interplay. And so do Steve Carell and Tina Fey.

My grandmother used to have a chandelier made out of the same stuff as that weird curtain on stage behind the presenters and winners.

The cameraman doesn't seem to know what Julia Stiles looks like.

With the shoulders on Jane Fonda's dress, I wonder if there's a Barbarella 2 being made that I haven't heard about.

Do they keep cutting away from Melissa Leo during her speech under the assumption that most people don't know who she is?

I love that they put Rocky and Bullwinkle into the Robert De Niro montage.

For the second time, the word "Christ" is not allowed on NBC.

Now you can say "from the Award winning director of Alien 3."

January Jones has found "The Fifth Element" in dress form.

You'd think that Don't Stop Believin' is the only song they ever did on Glee.

Has Natalie Portman been shot in the chest?

I understand that all those other nominees were destined to lose Best Comedy to The Kids Are All Right, but are those really the best four alternatives they could come up with?

The Social Network continues its steamroll through the awards.

Love Ricky Gervais' parting shot.

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