Monday, March 19, 2007

7:00 PM - 8:00 PM

I guess former president Charles Logan must indeed be unrecoverably dead, because his stabbing and subsequent ambulance ride doesn't even make the recap this week.

Somehow, in the last five minutes, it's become the dead of night in Los Angeles.

Gredenko's in possession of RQ2 drones. Well I RQ too.

Gredenko's henchman has been taught to fly planes by Matthew Broderick, and taught sign language by Helen Hunt.

The drone comes equipped with a cloaking device.

Vice President Daniels knows you have to be cruel to be in-kind.

It appears that some city other than Los Angeles is finally going to be the target of a terrorist attack.

"Running point" is coming very close to being worthy of taking a drink.

Graem's wife is making a pass at Jack only five hours or so after her husband's death.

You didn't hear what happened to Audrey Raines? Well, she went into a bank one day with eight other people... and 50 hours later, no one knew what the hell happened.

So Audrey is dead, which will surely have Dave Barry leaping for joy. (But is it possible that instead her death was faked and now she is in a Chinese prison?)

Daniels says it's a mistake to underestimate Karen Hayes. Except when it comes to her ability to make travel arrangements.

Tom Lennox tripped over her ineptitude... at making travel arrangements.

Daniels is here to drop nukes and chew gum. And he's down to his last stick of gum. With that, he stands up from the table from Dr. Strangelove, and exits upstage.

Milo: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Chloe: "Setting up a reverse data stream on the drone's satellite intel, okay?"
Milo: "Uhhhh.... ummmm.... yeah, so what are you doing?"

Chloe shows what a great undercover operative she'd make with her cunning subterfuge.

Chloe comes into the conference room with the shocking -- SHOCKING, I TELL YOU -- revelation that there's a leak in CTU.

Milo says "Muz-lim," Doyle says "Mooz-lim." Let's call the whole thing pointless.

So... pretty much seems like Milo's the leak and he set Nadia up, right?

"Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits them."

Where does this Dr. Welton have to go that could possibly be more important than being at the president's hospital bed?

The president's sister is credited as a series regular this year, so by God, we're gonna see her even if she doesn't have a single line of dialogue!

People from Denver are not only bastards, they're sadists too.

Jack is now wearing William Shatner's corset.

Bill tells Marcie to seal off the perimeter. Drink!

The drone will reach the target perimeter within three minutes. Drink!

It will detonate automatically when it reaches the perimeter line. Drink!

Doyle will defer to Jack and no one else. Because if he didn't, then we'd really think he was a bastard.

Um... shouldn't someone do something about that grenade we just saw rolling across the floor?

Jack says the bomb will detonate as soon as it passes the designated perimeter. Drink! Ugh, my vision's getting blurry...

On is curren course the drone will corss th perimeter n 30 seccconds....

So why exactly did they show us that closeup of the grenade?

Daniels really had his heart set on nuking something, dammit!

3 comments:

Shocho said...

Poor Nadia. What was up with that grenade, anyway?

Anonymous said...

yeah I was feeling pretty down about the whole Nadia thing too. at least they didn't have her hooked up to the interrogation drug thing (yet?)

and I thought Jack would have asked about Kim right away after he found out about Audrey, like they might be trying to hide something there, too? but that was quite a shocker. to kill someone so "important" off-screen (and in the past too...) had an amazing amount of impact. like there was nothing Jack could do about it. except get revenge. Rambo-style.

and someone needs to smack that maniac VP. um yeah, that kinda counts as an attack... nuke em!!!

the mole

Anonymous said...

hehe, well, the grenade thing is pretty easy to explain: they killed the bad guy before he could arm it (if you missed it, watch closer in the rerun)

felt bad about the audry thing too.. killing her off-screen is lame.. but well, who knows.. maybe she really is in a chinese prison and jack might go and resque her.. ..off-screen..