First, there was Baconnaise. (As Jon Stewart said on The Daily Show, you'll feel like your "tongue just took a shit.")
Now the same minds are bringing you Mmmvelopes. Lick the envelope, get the taste of bacon.
At this point, you either think the J & D's is an embodiment of true evil on planet Earth... or true good. I think we're on course for the battle lines in the apocalypse to be drawn over bacon.
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The envelopes didn't start the war, man.
The war started the moment they crossed the glory of bacon with those jars of creamed white ASS called mayonnaise.
"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. Got that?"
--Jimmy Tudeski from the Whole Nine Yards
It could be worse. They could taste like Kevin Bacon.
I went to Burger King and asked how much to add bacon to my hamburger, they said like $1. So I then asked if I get a BK double stacker without bacon, would it cost me $1 less? Um... FYI everybody it doesn't work that way.
the mole
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