So, FYI, don't be drunk when you're expecting alcohol to be delivered. They won't give it to you.Not that you'd want to wait on the UPS Guy to keep your buzz going anyway.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
You Liquor, You Brought 'Er!
At work last week, the lawyer who works alone in the offices down the hall received a midday delivery and wasn't around for it. That's not too odd -- we have accepted packages for him and held on to them on occasion. But on this particular occasion, it seemed that he'd ordered a few bottles of wine or some such. And the box was stamped with this message.
So, FYI, don't be drunk when you're expecting alcohol to be delivered. They won't give it to you.
Not that you'd want to wait on the UPS Guy to keep your buzz going anyway.
So, FYI, don't be drunk when you're expecting alcohol to be delivered. They won't give it to you.Not that you'd want to wait on the UPS Guy to keep your buzz going anyway.
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I wonder if they can legally refuse delivery without some kind of police officer to administer a breathalizer test? looks like a classic American legal system circus. I'm sure some law required them to put that disclaimer on the package in the first place.
the mole
HAHAHAhahaha, el oh el!
The title of this entry was enough for me.
Brad's just hoping....
So they can be delivered by intoxicated people, just not to them. That makes as much sense as not being able to buy a drink round here on election day until the polls close.
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