Tuesday, June 19, 2007

185 and Counting...

Those of you who have been in Jack Bauer withdraws for the last month might find small comfort in visiting the Jack Bauer Kill Count web site, where a fan has dutifully recorded every death Bauer has racked up over his six long days. Spoilers abound, of course, if you're not current on the show.

Most kills in a day? That would be the just completed season, with a staggering 49 kills. And that's not even counting you-can't-prove-he's-dead-if-you-didn't-see-a-corpse Phillip Bauer.

Fewest? The original first season, in which Jack's surprising lack of bloodshed topped out with 10 kills.

(Of course, those of us in Jack Bauer withdraws have arguably been in that state for far longer than a month. Season six really didn't satisfy like 24 used to.)

3 comments:

TMac said...

My favorite weapon is still the surgical scissors.

Anonymous said...

wow that is an inpresive amount of um,... free time? I wonder if there is a Star Trek list out there somewhere?

the mole

DrHeimlich said...

The scissors were good, but I'll always be partial to the post-mortem hacksaw mutilation, and the sixth season premiere's bite attack of Jack-ula.