I bet that is the one coffee shop on the planet where nobody (and I mean NOBODY) would try to pull that "I didn't know it was hot when I spilled it on my crotch and I'm gonna sue" bullcrap.
Although it would be an awesome way to serve someone. "By drinking from this cup of coffee, you can consider yourself served with a subpoena. Please read the bottom of the cup for further details."
I met our new lawyer in the office today. We were discussing upcoming vacation plans, and projects that always happen to get launched (with your name on it) just when you go on vacation. I said jokingly that my strategy was -- if the project turned out fine -- to take all the credit when I came back (after all, my name's on it!) or, if the project tanked, to use the "I wasn't even there" defense. The guy said I would have made a good lawyer. I didn't know whether to thank or bitchslap him.
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I bet that is the one coffee shop on the planet where nobody (and I mean NOBODY) would try to pull that "I didn't know it was hot when I spilled it on my crotch and I'm gonna sue" bullcrap.
Although it would be an awesome way to serve someone. "By drinking from this cup of coffee, you can consider yourself served with a subpoena. Please read the bottom of the cup for further details."
The sweepstakes from hell. ;-)
a human-style roach motel?
the lawyers go in, but they don't come out?
what a clever trap to rid the world of unwanted lawyers!
the mole
I met our new lawyer in the office today. We were discussing upcoming vacation plans, and projects that always happen to get launched (with your name on it) just when you go on vacation.
I said jokingly that my strategy was -- if the project turned out fine -- to take all the credit when I came back (after all, my name's on it!) or, if the project tanked, to use the "I wasn't even there" defense.
The guy said I would have made a good lawyer. I didn't know whether to thank or bitchslap him.
FKL
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