"Born" February 18, 1930, the planet Pluto died today at the age of 76. Sources say the planet had been in "failing health" for a number of years. It is survived by eight older siblings, and three children: son Charon, age 28, and twins Nyx and Hydra, age 1.R.I.P.
Pluto
1930-2006
3 comments:
Oh my god! They killed Pluto!
You BASTARDS!!!
:P
That's okay. That damn Disney dog erased the gravitas of the name "Pluto." Him and Pluto Nash.
wait, was Popeye involved? did he eat some spinach and smash Pluto?
I guess Pluto's like the rebel kid of the Solar System... "snif snif...that's okay, I didn't want to be a dumb old Planet anyway!"
this reminds me of the dinosuars ten years ago, where all of a sudden they didn't drag their tails anymore, and it seemed really wierd at first...
the mole
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