Pastility

The good people behind the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster have an offshoot of their site where every day they post at least one choice bit of hate mail they've received. This stuff is pretty much a source of non-stop laughter. (Actually, it's often funnier than their published book itself, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.)

I'm sure they receive some e-mail that is thoughtful and well-presented. Naturally, those don't make the cut. (Though they do sometimes post e-mails of the "I shake my head at you poor, lost souls" variety, as opposed to the "you people deserve to burn in hellfire for all eternity" variety -- and I don't really have much quarrel with folks in the former category. Live and let live, and such.) One of my recent favorites:

hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God's sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there's lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don't need any info, about God by u so,i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not .

RAmen, brothers and sisters.