Saturday, February 18, 2006

Google Whacked

I'm a meme or two behind at this point, but some of the results I got playing with "Google insults/compliments" were too entertaining not to share:

Evan looks like Wankus on steroids.

Evan looks like Gaston from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Evan looks like he's about to puke, but I think the greenish sweater he's wearing isn't doing his complexion any favors.

Evan looks like Batman in this picture.

Evan looks like Burl Ives.

Evan looks like a tool in that Buckley's commercial.

Evan looks like the Knave of diamonds.

Evan looks like hell -- scared, unwashed, unshaven, and about to drop.

Evan looks like a child molester when he slicks back his hair and it's 25 feet long and he grows a thick beard and stops showering for three days.

Evan looks like he's about to throw in the towel, but he manages to inch himself to the ropes once more.

Evan looks like a solid prospect under a defensive minded coach such as Nick Holt.

Evan looks like he's about to tie someone to the train tracks.

Evan looks like he's going to the YMCA for a swim after the show.

Evan looks like a monk.

Evan looks like he's just got out of bed; he probably didn't even go to bed, but, girls and guys, he looks good.

3 comments:

Major Rakal said...

Burl Ives, huh? Who knew...

thisismarcus said...

Congrats on getting a couple of compliments in the mix cos I wasn't so fortunate. Try "Evan needs" too... people can be cruel online.

BTW I found a list of transmission dates for 24 so I should be able to go directly to your post for episodes I just saw (a month after you saw them) and comment. Here goes!

Kathy said...

I did this and this was my first result:

Kathy looks like she's got a naughty plan brewing.

I think I'll stop there while I'm ahead.