This restaurant critic writes a much better headline than an article. I mean, that headline will stop your web browsing dead in its tracks, but I couldn't make it through even a third of the lengthy crap that followed.
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Yeah, well, ok. But what about yesterday's episode of Prison Break? THAT didn't look like a penis (severed or otherwise) on a plate. I thought it was pretty good... especially because of one particular plot twist.
I'd be interested to read an actual restaurant review from this guy to see if he can FOCUS any better in one of them. Because for something where he talks about covering 10 years of being a critic, it goes like this: 1) Here's some things I ate so you don't have to. 2) Gordon Ramsay kinda sucks. 3) I like pork bellies. 4) There are some good ethnic restaurants. 5) I like Pizza Express. 6) Here's some more heinous crap I've eaten. 7: I still like pork bellies.
If there wasn't a picture you could almost think that it was written by a 12 year old with ADD. Only with a MUCH bigger and more obnoxious vocabulary.
FKL -- Sorry, no Prison Break commentary until tonight. There was a Broncos game on cable last night, so the local FOX affiliate bumped programming to off hours to broadcast the game locally. I get Prison Break tonight at 6:00.
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Yeah, well, ok.
But what about yesterday's episode of Prison Break?
THAT didn't look like a penis (severed or otherwise) on a plate.
I thought it was pretty good... especially because of one particular plot twist.
[evil laughter]
FKL
I'd be interested to read an actual restaurant review from this guy to see if he can FOCUS any better in one of them. Because for something where he talks about covering 10 years of being a critic, it goes like this:
1) Here's some things I ate so you don't have to.
2) Gordon Ramsay kinda sucks.
3) I like pork bellies.
4) There are some good ethnic restaurants.
5) I like Pizza Express.
6) Here's some more heinous crap I've eaten.
7: I still like pork bellies.
If there wasn't a picture you could almost think that it was written by a 12 year old with ADD. Only with a MUCH bigger and more obnoxious vocabulary.
I didn't even bother reading it. The article is useless without a picture of the title dish.
FKL -- Sorry, no Prison Break commentary until tonight. There was a Broncos game on cable last night, so the local FOX affiliate bumped programming to off hours to broadcast the game locally. I get Prison Break tonight at 6:00.
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