Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Laptop

If you've ever found yourself thinking, "man, it's just so far to reach from my computer chair to my keyboard," then have I got the pants for you:


The article implies these pants are somehow Geek Chic, but I think they're just an excuse for keeping your hands near your crotch.

Or keeping other people from using your computer.

Or encouraging other people to use your computer?

1 comment:

Roland Deschain said...

Ok, I had a whole slew of bad jokes started here and then I read the description on the linked page...which says soooo much more than I could.

"Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper."

I'm not touching that joystick with a 10 meter caliprod. :P