TV To Make You Gouge Your Eyes Out

Or rather, probably your ears. As if you didn't get enough of that obnoxious Boston accent during two installments of Survivor and one of The Amazing Race. That's right, someone has decided that the world needs more Rob and Amber. (That's "RobannAmbuh" to you.)

One of FOX's cable ventures, lacking anything (anything!) better to put on the air, has commissioned a new reality series starring these two TV whores now trying to wring minutes 16 and 17 from their allotted 15 of fame.

The network exec quoted in the article says this show will "appeal to the channel's reality-crazed audience." I think he at least got the "crazed" part right.

I'll watch only under threat of death.