Tales from the Internets 6

Time for another installment in my irregular series that asks, "What are people out there Googling that sends them here to my neck of the internets?"

as i choke veronica mars - What? You bastard! Thems fightin' words!

the ending of the movie, Pack of Lies and a pack of lies ending and the book A Pack of Lies Chapter 12 - I've never heard of such a book or movie, never mind seen/read it or know how it ends.

snake genital picture - I was completely scared and disturbed by this, one that someone would look for it, and two that my blog might somehow be thought to satisfy that search. Then I realized someone was probably looking for a still photo from the movie Snakes on a Plane. Which explained it, but didn't make the desire to see a picture of it any less disturbing.

"28 days later" "Danny Boyle" "horrible smell" - No, no, that would be wafting out of the theater next door showing the Uwe Boll film.

plot lather and nothing else - This would be what, scenes set in showers?

comic strips of whittlers - Ah yes, cause what a long, proud tradition of those there is.

the most amazing thing ever - I'm not sure what's weirder: that my blog is a destination for this search term, or that four separate people have gotten here this way. I guess I should be flattered.

why does the cube produce evil robots? - See?! I'm not the only one!

hellfire and dalmations comic - Okay, seriously... what's with the weird taste in comics?

wtf eddings - I couldn't have said it better myself. But here's what I did say.

john madden restraining order - If I thought there was any chance of him ever coming within 100 feet of me in my life time, I'd get one.

blank barnyard animal cards – If they're blank, then how do you know they’re barnyard animal cards?

nerfnipple - Letting people enjoy all the fun of playing with nipples without the risk of serious injury.