You just know the reporter for the Associated Press who wrote this short but sweet little story was loving the assignment. I truly hope he or she gets to keep his or her job. Who else will bring us gems like:
Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
...the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Of course, some credit must go to "22-year-old Antonio Vasquez" for actually doing this so that it could be reported on.