There was a whole lot of ass on Survivor tonight.
It starts with the opening credits. Check it out next week (or cue it up if you TiVo'd it). Right before they show Cindy's name, there's this totally gratuitous close-up of her ass. It's like Baywatch, but with a lot more mud.
Then there was the tug-of-war challenge, which had to have the highest quotient of "blurred-out ass crack" of any challenge in Survivor history. People were falling out of their clothes trying to win immunity.
Then there's Gary. His decision not to reveal his past status as an NFL quarterback is interesting. I'm not totally convinced it was necessary, but it's a fair enough strategy for the outset. But then sports radio host Danni actually recognizes him (go Danni, by the way!) and exposes him, and when someone in his tribe confronts him, he flat out lies to them. Sure, lying is a part of the game. But you generally pick your tight-knit alliance, and you lie to everyone else. He has now lied to his entire tribe, and when they find out later, that's going to come back and bite him in the -- yes, you guessed it -- ass.
So, boat loads of ass on Survivor tonight.
Oh... and why do they call someone a "fishmonger" when they don't actually "mong" fish?
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Sorry, but they do. It's roots lie in the old english word 'mongian', meaning a trader.
At last, something to talk about apart from bloody telly!
I bet you Brits love when we Yanks say "burglarize" instead of "burgle." Don't worry; it bothers me too.
It botherizes the hell out of me. If it was up to me, I'd wage nucular war on y'all.
The one that really annoys me is when people say they're "orientating" something. You can go through orientation, or orient yourself, but you cannot orientate anything.
I also thought it was too funny that Danni was an actual sportscaster, who caught Gary as if he wasn't keeping a secret. it might have been a good idea to keep it to himself at first, but come on! you just know she's gunna mention it every chance she gets. I'm looking forward to the inevitable squirming he set himself up for : )
I'm not even going to rant about how AGAIN nobody pre-learned how to start a fire.
-the mole
Oh, and Evan, I think you're some kind of twisted ass freak.
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